July 17, 2016: Honda Indy Toronto

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Honda Indy TorontoStreets of Toronto - Toronto, Ontario

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Cyp = 4 Wasps + 3 Flies + Hundreds of Ants | Bugs = 0

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Posted 22 hours ago @ Race Control
                   Monday, July.11.20.2016

The @TeamIndyChat Headquarters reports the successful elimination of multiple insect pests. Three to 4 wasps were killed by swift, hard application of cute purple rubber slipper, or, (my personal favorite), by application of the versatile Dyson Absolute stick vacuum. WoW! Who knew?! (Oh, ye skeptic, @MissChampCar!) This wonderous device worked equally well for ant removal, too. 

Multiple flies also met their demise. Some were executed by the now-defunct battery-operated fly swatter known as "The Executioner." It is with great regret (and tears!), reported that 2 flies were killed via death by drowning while intoxicated. They foolishly decided to take a swim in 2 different Kraken Rum and Pepsi beverages.

(Grrrrr. Those drinks went down the drain, along with the previously drunken, then dead flies.)

In addition, the grill appears to be pest-free at this time...

TIC would like to express thanks for all supporters during what had been a difficult time.

~End of Report~

Sail from City of Refuge to Captain Cook Monument... And pedal back. The wind died.